Before you status update, Tweet, Tumble or Instagram, pause
and say to yourself, “is it entirely necessary that I share this morsel of
thought with my entire social network?” and if the answer is not, “yes, I
absolutely must,” then step away from the Internet.
Know who you’re going to vote for in the
upcoming presidential election, and know why.
Enough with the 14-day juice cleanses. If you want to lose a
little weight quickly, eat less and exercise like crazy. If you want to lose a
lot of weight slowly, do whatever Jennifer Hudson did.
If you really like the person you’re hooking up with and
would like them to be your boyfriend/ girlfriend, find a way to tell them, and
hope for the best. If you don’t and wouldn’t, stop.
Find a way to save approximately £300 and spend it on a
flight to somewhere you have never been, even for a weekend.
Please stop liking the Kardashians, all of them. It’s not
helping anyone, least of all the Kardashians.
Spend less than or equal to the money you earn each month.
Wear clothes that fit you, especially to work.
Call someone on the phone at least once a week, and speak to
him or her for at least ten minutes.
Start preparing now to get over the fact that Facebook is
probably going to change again in six
months. You’re not going to deactivate
your account. You don’t know how.
Wait 30 seconds before you look up a fact you can’t remember
on your phone, and try to remember it using your brain. This is what the olden
days were like.
Stop watching terrible reality TV (except if Olivia Palermo
starts something of course!) It’s not even reality. And it makes “real” life
seem boring. Stop. Now!
Try that food you think you don’t like but have never
actually tried, unless it’s brussels sprouts. They really don’t need any more
attention.
Cut one person out of your life who you truly do not like
and add one person who you truly do. Note: not on Facebook, on Earth.
If you’re still blacking out regularly, you should stop.
Drunk girls are not sexy.
Volunteer once over the next 90 days. You’ll feel really good about it, and
probably end up volunteering again over the next 275.
Tell someone who you
love that you love them on a more regular basis. To their face, not in a text.
Back up your entire online life onto an external hard drive,
especially your photos.
Just do it. This applies to whatever thing you’re not doing
that you should just sack up and do already.
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